I got 4 things 4 u to read! There Awesome!


1.If u can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If u could read that then ur awesome I totally love u! But I love u anyways!


2.Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, i'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me u love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy:Now give me a big a hug. She gives him a big Hug.

Guy:Can u take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two ppl were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her Hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him.Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if she died. Let me know if u would do the same thing for a or the person u love.

3.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed her." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said "Listen sir...when I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I'm sick i'm black, when I go in the sun i'm black, when I'm cold I'm black,when I die I'll be black. But you sir, when you were born you're pink, when you grow up you're white, when you're sick, you're green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I hope you hate racism. (ooooooooooooooooh BURN!)

4.A good friend helps you find your Prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of month. a best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed diale.

Hope you like all that! I think it's awesome! AND PLEEEEEEEEEASE Comment! Thx!

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