Back to topic listing Forum - Topic: 30 things a guy should know about a girl.
This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
10. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a loser.
10.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!!!
11. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
12. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
13. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the snot out of him.
14. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
15. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
16. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
17. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
18. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
19. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
20. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
21. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better introduce her as your girlfriend.
22. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
23. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
24. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
25. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
26. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
27. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
28. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
29. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
30. Girls have needs also and at times can be worse then guys.
Jesus_rocks777 August 25, 2008 @ 08:39 AM
james, i said "i just want 2 know wat u ladies think of this." u rnt a ladie. ure a dude.
Andrea August 25, 2008 @ 09:27 AM
haha i thot some of them were kinda funny but i think all of it was pretty much very true
Stuck_on_christ August 25, 2008 @ 04:02 PM
Jay i have somthing to tell you LOL
Modiemo95 August 25, 2008 @ 06:03 PM
i think some of them r and some of them rnt
Jesus_rocks777 August 25, 2008 @ 09:13 PM
which 1s do u think rnt true? i want input.
Germannessa1 August 26, 2008 @ 06:12 AM
i honestly think that almost all of them are pretty true. some of them just have less importance but i think they are pretty much right!
i absolutely love when guys do this stuff 
Doog2013 August 27, 2008 @ 12:12 PM
oh, and another one that goes with # 4 could be that we don't want to be called hot or sexy,we wanna be called beautiful.
Germannessa1 August 27, 2008 @ 03:49 PM
ahhh so agreed. like beautiful i think is special. i mean sometimes if its the right time hot or sexy is nice but mostly beautiful because it means more at least to me!
Jesus_rocks777 August 27, 2008 @ 09:08 PM
i never claimed 2 have yrs of experience, the guy that wrote it did. i just copy-pasted it here, then did some editin 2 clean it up 4 zoecity. its been floatin around myspace 4 like a yr now.
and thank u jocelyn, and nessa(can i call u nessa?). i would say beautiful not hot or sexy, unless it was ok wit her and if it was the right time. there's a right time 2 say "ure hot" and a right time 2 say "ure beautiful".
Men DONT get that mixed up, or else!!!!!
Germannessa1 August 27, 2008 @ 09:32 PM
o yeah please. no one ever calls me vanessa so yeah totally !
yeah i know i agree with you there is a right time for all of them
.Andrea August 28, 2008 @ 06:31 AM
dude these guys were drooling over me this summer and they were calling me hot and i didn't mind it at first but they started to really get on my nerves because they were flirting and askin me stupid questions like...well...some of them are to weird to say,but one was if i use a tanning bed and stuff like that. yay! i dont have to see them again till june hehehehehe
Jesus_rocks777 August 24, 2008 @ 09:16 PM
i just want 2 know wat u ladies think of this. and technically its 31 if u add 8.5 and 10.5.